I love hotpants. I love hotpants more anything. They are like crack. Or religion. I PRAY TO HOTPANTS. If I could, I would inject myself between the toes with hotpants. True story.
I probably have about 15 pairs of hotpants at the moment and the collection is growing. I have sailor hotpants. Hotpants with bows. Homemade hotpants. Denim hotpants. The list goes on. It’s only been in the last 6 months that I have established hotpant pride within myself. It’s one of those things where once you find it, you never go back and you wonder how you survived so long without hotpant pride.
Needless to say, when I was at a roller derby bout recently and Derriere Designs were there selling CUSTOM made hotpants, I was sold. These short shorts are designed for roller derby girls, so you know they will be made to withstand serious use (and I am a serious hotpant user).
With Derriere’s shorts, you’re able to pick the style, print, whether you want a ruffled butt or not, whether you want ‘assograms’ (letters of your choice on the butt), etc. I chose highwaisted, black with white polka dots and a ruffled butt. They cost me $35 (shorts $20 + $15 for ruffles). Custom made hotpants mean hotpants that fit perfectly. They are tailored FOR YOUR …More »
SAFE SEX PONY loves you and wants you to be safe and informed when it comes to sex. So she’s making it her mission to educate you.
Stay tuned for SAFE SEX PONY’S upcoming public service announcements in the next few weeks. And if there’s something you want SAFE SEX PONY to …More »
As much as I love chatting with girls, sometimes I just want them to shut up. Hence why I have such a giant gag boner.
Gags are great. How cool and frightening is a kinky device that exists to remove a simple human function? The ability to speak? It’s excellent. Gags can be can sexy, beautiful, fun, …More »
I am so spoilt. Check out this beautiful loli doll sailor school dress that my amazing hot/talented/gorgeous macho femme friend Mommy Fiercest gave to me. It’s perfect. SO PERFECT. I adore lolita/sailor/school themed dresses so much. DIRTY PHOTOS BELOW.
Thank you, Mommy Fiercest! <3…More »
I’ve decided that one day I would probably like a part-time boyfriend. He will be into puppy play. He will let me put things in his butt. He will probably be a big ole dork. He’ll undoubtedly have queer tendencies. Sometimes he will let me & my girlfriend give him pigtails.…More »
I’ve been intrigued by Ashley Blue ever since I watched her fist her own ass.
Needless to say when I heard Blue (real name: Oriana Small) was writing a porno memoir of her journey through the ups and downs (or rather, in out in outs) of porn & drugs in the San Fernando Valley, I was tempted to…More »
Hey look! It’s me! Having sexual relations with a billboard I concepted & designed!
Hey look! It’s me again! Making my boss take pictures of me pretending to be a pornstar on it!
Yes, I would like to rest my foot on your big ole titty, Miss Erotica.
This is just 1 of the 4 designs …More »
Some of you have undoubtedly noticed that Sapioslut.com has disappeared from the interwebs. Iona & James have asked me to post the following.
Unfortunately SapioSlut has had to go offline. Our email was hacked in the small hours of Tuesday the 28th of June and we woke up to a very unpleasant surprise:…More »
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