It’s called the Dildomaker and it does just that. It turns shit into Dildos. It’s a pencil-sharpener style device that shaves an object into the shape of a weiner. Not too sure how I feel about the rickety piece of wood, however!
The Dildomaker was created by designer Francesco Morackini and I’m pretty sure it’s just a prototype because otherwise I WOULD HAVE ONE BY NOW.
What would you Dildo-ise?