I recently got to review a movie that I’ve been creaming my knickers over for a while now and guess what? IT DIDN’T DISAPPOINT.
The movie is Sexing the Transman XXX; the latest brain child of XXX performer, educator and all round awesome, buff as hell guy, Buck Angel.
Sexing the Transman XXX consists of 5 scenes, all featuring trans guys, four of which have the formula of an interview, followed by a solo masturbation scene with the last being a hardcore sex scene (featuring Uncle Buck himself).
It’s simple but genius. The menus are basic. The filming and editing is mostly one shot (all done by Buck himself). Buck interviews the performers from behind the subject but it has more of a ‘chat’ feeling, than an interview. I felt like I was listening in on awesome, personal conversations. It was very intimate.
I don’t normally do this with reviews but I’ve done a scene by scene for this film because there were a lot of things I wanted to direct quote and I also wanted to shine a light on each of the performers because they were all amazing.
So here we go…
The first scene begins with Sean; a punky, buff guy who talks about how long he’s been going through his transition, what kind of workouts he does to maintain his body, his body art and about what it was like to present as a female exotic dancer.
‘Before my transition, when I was mid 20s, I was a dancer. An erotic dancer. For me, it was very much drag. I’d get on stage, I’d do my thing and I would get off stage and take off my wig, put my hat on and leave the building. You know what I mean? To me it was a way to make money. Use what I had, really’.
Only a few minutes into the interview part of the scene and I was having dirty thoughts about Sean; wishing he’d drag me to my knees by the hair and… anyway…
I honestly found it really interesting to hear Sean openly talk about when he was a lesbian, his gender currently, therapy and how he needs to get off at least 5 times a day. 5 times a day? I’d let him do me 5 times a day.
I love the negotiation in Sean’s scene. When the interview finishes, Buck says, ‘Do you feel comfortable in taking your shirt off?’ and Sean responds ‘Oh definitely’ and does so. Although it’s only minor and should be common courtesy, negotiation is RARE in porn, so seeing this was BIG! Even though it was small… TRUST ME, IT WAS BIG!
‘I feel as though as my transition has come along, I’ve felt more comfortable with my body in general. More confident in the bed and on the streets. Wherever’.
From the interview, we transition to the jerk off scene. Buck talks to Sean while he wanks, probably adding to his horny with questions like, ‘Do you like someone to go down on you and suck you? Does your wife do that?’. I found this fucking hot because partners and general performer life reality is ignored. To ask if someone is genuinely turned on by something is so much sexier than the old, ‘You like that? Yeah? You like that big dick in your tight pussy?’. UGH! Throw me a fricking bone!
Sean jacks off a bunch with a big blue feeldoe, before testing out a combo of Buck Angel’s new toy (The Buckinator – see below) and a Hitachi. I LOVE seeing Hitachis in porn because as an avid and vocal fan of the Hitachi, I know that person is having a good time. You can’t fake the Hitachi leg twitches! At this point, I could feel my cunt soak up with jealousy so I had to get my own Hitachi out and duet with Sean. If only I had a Buckinator as well… sigh…
Shortly, Sean gets off, with the camera focussing on his face (which is hot). What’s also hot is hearing Buck growl, ‘Pull it out… nice… I can see all the cum… nice’. Fuck that was hot.
By this point in the review, I’m only into scene one and have already required a Hitachi break.
Scene 2 opens as cute as hell James Darling. James reminds me of a unicorn in a bow tie crossed with the first guy who fingerbanged me. Oh to be 13 again. :-\
It’s interesting to hear James talk openly about whether he’d do bottom surgery or not and what he refers to his genitalia as.
‘I call what used to be my clit, a dick because it really does look like a really small penis. Calling it a hole makes it sound so much dirtier and that’s my preferred word’.
It was seriously fascinating to hear James talk about the struggles he initially had with being attracted to men; being unsure if he was attracted to them or if it was a jealous-of-their-bodies type thing.
‘I love sucking cocks. I love girls sitting on my face. I really like getting fucked a lot by both men and women. Strap ons. Flesh dicks. Love it’.
I also loved hearing him talk about how his fantasies have changed since taking testosterone.
‘I think testosterone really freed things up for me. I was able to explore a lot more things I was closed off to before transition. It really provided a way for me to explore myself sexually and have a lot of really exciting experiences’.
James jerks off, hungrily fucking his ‘hole’ with his fingers in a variety of positions. James scene is a lot more ‘porny’ and athletic than any of the others! It’s more of a show.
He’s so pretty when he orgasms. Like a queer unicorn on a sugar high.
OMG! How have I never heard of Eddie Wood before? He is so adorable and timid! Like a cute little trans mouse! Throughout his interview with Buck, it’s hard to not focus on the sweet fidgety things he does with his hands and legs. Besides this, he is smart and I loved learning about him.
‘One thing I’ve learned is to just really ask for what I want. And that’s really sexy and really powerful because they can say no, but you can still ask’.
‘Right now, what I’m really enjoying is my penis growth from the testosterone. I’ve got a little something there and it’s really nice to be able to grab that and jerk that off’.
I found it really interesting to hear Eddie say that his nipples have hardly any feeling after top surgery. When Buck finds out it’s only been 3 months since Eddie’s had the surgery, he gives him tips by telling him to play with his nipples and that it’ll coax it to come back. It was awesome to hear that indirect, unscripted mentoring. ‘It’s gonna take a little while…’
After the interview, Eddie gets down to his man pants and we discover he’s packing. Buck asks him a bunch of questions about it; how it feels, if he masturbates with it, what he likes. Eddie spits in his hand and rubs his cock in the pool of saliva. Then magically He’s naked and jerking off. VOILA!
It was really cool at this point in the scene because you could tell there was more to Eddie; like something was missing from how he would normally jerk off. Buck obviously knew too as he asked him how he normally jerks off, encouraging him to do what he’d regularly do. Eddie grabs his DIY penis pump and uses it to jack off. His orgasm looked like it hurt (which I found hot). After he cums, he immediately asks Buck, ‘Can I come again on my stomach?’ which is followed by a loud, awesome orgasm.
In Scene 4, we are introduced to MJ; a cute wee thing who looks like he could be Justin Bieber’s cousin. As soon as I saw MJ on the screen, I had a burning desire to see him & James Darling dressed like naughty church boys, fooling around. HOT!
‘I wouldn’t categorise myself as masculine actually. I’m kind of flamboyant. I’m interested in men primarily’.
MJ talks about how he works in bed. What he said aligns quite strongly with how I feel about myself actually.
‘I’m a little more dominant in bed. So I’m usually the one telling them what I’m going to do to them and how I’m going to do it and stuff like that. And I usually focus on the other person’s body. That’s where I find most of my pleasure comes from. And if they want to do stuff to me… they just ask and I consent if I want to’.
It was interesting to hear MJ talk about what the terms ‘transgender’ and ‘cis’ mean.
He’s so cute. He makes me want to be a leather daddy and drag him into an alley way by his fucking adorable hair.
MJ jacks off with an njoy before fucking himself in the ass with a steel buttplug. Woohoo anal! It’s quite cute at the end of the scene how he jerks off, cums, pulls out the plug, flicks his hair, sighs and looks at Buck… all within 5 seconds.
So cute! I want a trans sex puppy!
This scene is seriously HOT! It opens on Buck and Fallen making out. Deep tongue. Hangs all over crotches. A hot mess of belts being undone and saliva. What I wouldn’t give to be in the middle of that trans sandwich. Insert Hitachi break #2.
Watching Buck fuck Fallen makes my little rough sex heart flutter. He fucks him unapologetically, slapping his thigh while riding his face; the bed smashing against the wall… Insert Hitachi break #3.
With Fallen on his lap, Buck fucks him with a huge dildo; bouncing him up and down on the cock like a kinky, naked, buff, horny Santa Claus. He fucks him hard, slamming the cock into him. Mmm.
It was so hot to see a dildo used without it having to be strapped on. I love how it didn’t restrict Buck and looked just as natural in his hand as it would have been attached to him. The scene ends with Fallen being double penetrated.
Verdict: Overall, I loved Sexing the Transman XXX. A huge thank you to Buck Angel and the performers for making it. It’s really hot, smart and I learnt a lot. It answered a lot of the questions I’ve wanted to ask but wasn’t sure how to. It’s honest, raw, fascinating and like nothing I have ever seen. I was exhausted by the end of it (probably due to the fact I’d commited Hitachi death 3 times throughout it). I hope in the future, we get to see a scene with Buck shagging the pants off MJ and James simultaneously. That would rock my fucking socks off.
Specs:
Name: Sexing the Transman XXX
Starring: Sean, James, Eddie, MJ, Fallen & Buck Angel.
Written/Directed/Produced/Edited by: Buck Angel
Distributed by: Buck Angel
Genre: Educational/documentary/masturbation/sex toys/ftm porn.
Price: $29.99 US.
Where to buy: Here!
Extras: No extras unfortunately but you could probably class the sex scene between Buck and Fallen as a bonus.
Trailer: Here!
Worthy of Note: As I mentioned, in scene 1, Sean debuts a Buckinator. One of the new toys in Buck Angel’s sex toy range that has just been released. I want it so bad. I’m hoping there’s a chance for me to review it in the future… Here’s a link to all the toys used in the film.
Didn’t Like: The menus and the occasional music didn’t really grind my gears.
Places it Feels Good: YOUR BRAIN. YOUR PANTS.
*fans self* Hot! I totally cannot wait to see this film for myself
xx Dee
Damn. I didn’t know about this sort of thing and yet I’m already eager to fap to it.