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Overcoming Needlephobia With Needle Play?
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Does the Hitachi Reduce Sensitivity? Yes
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Crash Pad Series Episode 175: Olivia Woods & Vivi Marie Review
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LET’S EXPERIMENT: Lipsticks That Will Survive BJs & Burgers
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Overcoming Needlephobia With Needle Play?

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Whether it's death, heights, spiders or sea monsters... we've all got our fears. I've got friends with crippling phobias of birds, Styrofoam and foods that wobble on plates. I even have one friend who is so freaked out by custard that he once broke someone's nose when they flicked a spoonful of it at him across a table. For me, it's needles. FUCK NEEDLES. I am absolutely petrified of the fuckers. The thought of a needle sliding into my skin instantly makes me feel like I'm going to power chunder. Just thinking about them has me sweating buckets. My mouth goes dry. My body feels clammy. My heart feels like ...

Does the Hitachi Reduce Sensitivity? Yes

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  I want to talk about the Hitachi. Anyone who's ever read this blog knows that I have always had an unhealthy obsession with the Hitachi ever since I bought one. It's fucking amazing! It gets me off like nothing and no one else ever. It rips orgasm after orgasm from me and long after I think I can't handle any more orgasms... the good ole Hitachi's always has one more for me. Or two. Or three, depending on how late to get to work I'm prepared to be. Plus, it's fucking powerful, it plugs into the wall, is a great accompaniment during sex and is just generally, the greatest sex toy to ever exist. Have ...

Crash Pad Series Episode 175: Olivia Woods & Vivi Marie Review

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I'm not usually into watching porn featuring petite people because I am a total demon for curves but I am really glad I gave Crash Pad's latest episode featuring Olivia Woods and Vivi Marie a shot because they might be small... but holy hell they are fierce and SEXY AS FUCK TOGETHER. Episode 175 starts with Olivia Woods and Vivi Marie just hanging out in bed reading a dirty magazine. Vivi admits she's been on a sex toy collecting bender and shows off her new Hitachi Magic Wand to the amazement and curiosity of Olivia. Vivi offers Olivia a Hitachi demo... but only if they take their clothes off... These two are ...

LET’S EXPERIMENT: Lipsticks That Will Survive BJs & Burgers

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At Crevice Canyon I aim to answer the important questions... such as... which lipsticks will survive kissing, sucking cock and eating burgers? Armed with 5 of my favourite lipsticks and glosses, some dicks and a burger, I had a crack at all of them, taking a before and after shot to see the damage. When I put lipstick on, the decision of colour, type and texture always come down to whether I'm going to be kissing, fucking or eating and with this experiment, my aim was to find the perfect all rounder. You're welcome, femme friends... Let's begin! 1. Kryolan UV Blue Lipstick First up saw me testing out the ...

OMG Finally I can Fuck Like a Robot. Sneak Peak of THE GLOV! New Sex Toy to Hit the Market

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Glovin Life gave me a heads up about a new product they're releasing for crowd funding in August and I thought I would give you a super sneaky sneak peek because A - I'm a little confused by it and B - literally all I can think about when I look at this toy is... I COULD FUCK THINGS LIKE A ROBOT. (Also C - I'm not sure if I'm going to get in trouble for blogging about this in June...) So the Robo Fingerbang 3000 (it's actually called The Glov) is basically a hand harness with a vibrator (resembling the crab clawed Lelo Ina) strapped to the fingers via a flexible bracket, with the idea being that you don't have to ...