So I just got back from doing my work expo in Australia. It wasn’t the greatest time I’ve ever had to be honest. I was sick the entire time, had to wear an ugly uniform and was too sick/tired/can’t-be-arsed to go to the after party but besides that, I got to work along a bunch of cool ass pornstars like Lexi Belle, Kiki Vidis, Evan Stone, Syren & Kourtney Summers so that

So guys, something cool happened! You know how I did that photoshoot a while ago with the mother/daughter porn duo? Yeah well guess what, I got the cover of the mag for this month, the centrefold & 8 other pages of explicit photos. Woohoo. Milestone, much? The shoot was with Aussie porn star Kiki Vidis and her mum Mia Robinson. Both are totally gorgeous, friendly and easy to work with girls. Click

I am a bad girl. Not in a ‘ooh I’m naughty’ way but in a ‘oh dear god I’m bad’ kind of way. Bad because I’ve been sitting on this review for far too long and for decent reason… life got in the way I guess? And for that shitty excuse, these toys kept getting shifted down the ranks of review release. BUT NO MORE because today is the day

I could pretty much sum up this review in 9 words. OH MY GOD. GET THIS INSIDE YOU. THE END. … But you probably want a little more info beyond that before you consider a purchase, right? Pfft. Well, let me start off by telling you that the njoy Fun Wand is a fucking phenomenal piece of sex toy design. It ticks all the boxes. I’ve always been desperate to

Well hi there! I’m pretty excited to announce that I’ve been busy. As always. BUT BUSY BUSY. But beyond being busy in a ‘rogering myself stupid with fuck toys’ kinda way, I’ve been busy MAKING THINGS. Porny, jewellery things that you can WEAR. I’ve made a handful of things in the past few weeks and NOW THEY ARE ONLINE, FOR YOU TO BUY. BUY MY SHIT HERE. I’ve got a

My thoughts on polyamory are complicated. Well I used to think they were, hence why I have never posted about them. Until now. And I’ve realised that it’s not actually all that complicated. Being polyamorous is great. It’s exciting. It allows me to have all the sex and love and play I desire, inside the out of my relationship with my partner. I define polyamory as being about love, friendship

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So lately I’ve been up to a few exciting things. As you probably know, I was away for work for a week at a porno expo. It was pretty much a good time. Below are a couple of the million things I got up to. 1. My boss took pictures of me taking pictures of a pornstar. I’ll probably actually get in trouble for posting these. Might lose my job.

The other day while I was on top of my gf, impaled on her strap on of cervical penetrating doom (an amazing dildo I am yet to review), I was grinding on the Hitachi, tangled in cord thinking, ‘This would be so much easier with a cock ring’. We finished me off (in an orgasm-y way, not a Mortal Kombat ‘FINISH HERRR’ killing way) and then I went rummaging through

Recently, I got the chance to interview Richard O’Brien – the most awesome man in history – IN PERSON. AND I was lucky enough to take some photos of him afterward. It was truly special. Click the pictures to make them bigger! ————– On the morning I interviewed my lifelong hero, the man who birthed the world famous Rocky Horror Show, I was a whole 90 minutes early. Overcome by