Crash Pad Series Episode 175: Olivia Woods & Vivi Marie Queer Porn Review

I'm not usually into watching porn featuring petite people because I am a total demon for curves but I am really glad I gave Crash Pad's latest episode featuring Olivia Woods and Vivi Marie a shot because they might be small... but holy hell they are fierce and SEXY AS FUCK TOGETHER. Episode 175 starts with Olivia Woods and Vivi Marie ...

LET’S EXPERIMENT: Lipsticks That Will Survive Blowjobs & Burgers

At Crevice Canyon I aim to answer the important questions... such as... which lipsticks will survive kissing, sucking cock and eating burgers? Armed with 5 of my favourite lipsticks and glosses, some dicks and a burger, I had a crack at all of them, taking a before and after shot to see the damage. When I put ...

OMG Finally I can Fuck Like a Robot. Sneak Peak of THE GLOV! New Sex Toy to Hit the Market Soon

Glovin Life gave me a heads up about a new product they're releasing for crowd funding in August and I thought I would give you a super sneaky sneak peek because A - I'm a little confused by it and B - literally all I can think about when I look at this toy is... I COULD FUCK THINGS LIKE ...

Holy Goldicocks & the Femme Bears! It’s Strap On Week! #strapweek #straponselfie @goodvibestoys

Once upon a time, in a land far away (Australia to be exact), there was a hot redheaded queer who felt something was missing. She felt as though a piece of her identity puzzle hadn't been figured out yet and while she wasn't sad (rather, she bloody loved her life and the smutty adventures it brought), ...

Orange is the New Black Season Gifs HOTTEST QUEER GIFS ROUND UP (may contain filthy hot spoilers!)

After waiting for what felt like 10 years (when it fact it was probably only 6 months), Orange is the New Black season 2 returned with Netflix kindly letting us have the whole series at once and BOY, WAS THAT A GOOD 2 DAYS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. There was tears and ...

Some Pre-Release Musings on the Ambrosia Vibe – The World’s First Bionic Strap-On That Vibrates When Touched

I'm excited yet skeptical by impending release of The Ambrosia Vibe - 'the world's first bionic strap on that vibrates when touched'. The creators - Orgasmatronics Inc have created a strapon dildo that responds to rhymthic touching and transfers sensations to the wearer, based on the amount of pressure put on the cock. The Ambrosia sounds pretty amazing and ...

Safe Sex Pony Presents KINKY CLOWN PLAY. Send in the Clowns!

I'd never really had an opinion of clowns until that time I saw a porn scene involving a drunk, strippery, clowny Holly Stevens and found myself intrigued and VERY AROUSED (although very confused). Something had clicked. Suddenly the fact that I would let Captain Spaulding bang me until Christmas made sense. From that point on, although I ...

‘STRANGE CREATURES’ (AUCKLAND) Rough House Returns With its June Edition! Queer BDSM FTW!

Last year I decided to create a kink themed event for queer people in Auckland for 5 reasons. 1. The Auckland Pride Festival had a great filthy line up for cis gay men including fisting parties and blackout hooded cruise parties but when it came to stuff for women and trans*people or just anyone who identified ...

UH OH! CIS EXCLUSION IN THE QUEER SPACE: Would Somebody Think of the Straight Cisgendered Men!?

Today some guy on Fetlife posted a journal entry complaining that the queer BDSM night I host is discriminating him as a straight guy. I know right. I read his journal entry 3 times hoping it was a joke but WE ALL KNOW IT WASN'T. Check it out: Prejudice and discrimination exists in many forms. I find all forms of it ...

QUEER HEAVEN: Crash Pad Series Episode 171: Golden Curlz & Emma Claire REVIEW

If hot babes jerking off, strapon fucking and sitting on each others faces sounds like your cup of porno tea, then I have no doubt that you will enjoy Crash Pad Series' latest update as much as I did. Episode 171 features sexy curvy queer babe Golden Curlz and dreamboat trans* dyke Emma Claire and it's ...

Heavy Petting Zoo! PetplayPalace.com Chomping at the Bit to Launch

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Professional pervert and San Franciscan webcam babe Denali Winter is gearing up to release the porn website of her dreams and she needs your help to make her dirty smutty kitty dreams a reality. 'Petplay Palace' is an 18+ erotic photo/video subscription site that is completely human pet themed and will feature lifestyle petplayers of all ...

GIDDY UP! Let’s Talk about Sex: Feminist Pornography Panel Review (Melbourne)

Six weeks ago I moved to Melbourne for 2 reasons. The first reason was that I was too poor to move to San Francisco and everyone knows that San Fran is the greatest place in the world. And secondly, I'd heard that Melbourne was becoming this hot smut bed of emerging pornographers and filthy queerness and ...